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National Shut up Zane Month (September)

A month in which you don't want someone named Zane to speak. Are you tired of listening to one direction blasting from your sisters bedroom while she masturbates to the cover art of "Up All Night", we all need a break sometimes and this month provides it
National Shut up Zane Month (September)
"Hey shut the fuck up Zane" when referring to a friend named Zane
or
"Emily, are you listening to one direction on national shut up Zane day?" *proceeds to douse sister's room in gasoline*
by Boujee_Grandma September 1, 2020
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National Spoil Your Boy Bestfriend Day

Spoil your bestfriend, this particular day, your boy bestfriend!
“Why are you so ok with buying me a PS5??”

“Because its national spoil your boy bestfriend day!”
by therealshimshadey December 4, 2020
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National Love your boyfriend or girlfriend day

November 10th is National love your boyfriend or girlfriend day on this day you have to love them with all your heart and kiss them whenever you get the chance give them your hoodie hold their hand tell them how much they mean to you
Guy- do you know what today is?
Girl- no
Guy- it’s national love your boyfriend or girlfriend day
Girl - yay
by Illuminateaconformed November 3, 2019
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National f*ck your friend day

Relationship or not f*ck your friend on June 16th
Today’s national f*ck your friend day”
by Hallaatyaboi June 16, 2021
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National take calvin to Panda Express day

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt
by Nejeivk June 15, 2020
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national give your boyfriend a hoodie day

you have to give one of your favorite hoodies to your special boyfriend. it is on February 17
hey babe, it’s national give your boyfriend a hoodie day, here ya go!
by papi cholo313 February 16, 2020
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National Show Me Your Tits Day (or NSMYT Day) is the day in which all your friends have to show each other their tits - boobs - moobs.
Ayo its National Show Me Your Tits Day, send me your tits!
Goddamnit, fine.
by TheCodingNick December 30, 2021
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