e-mportant

Someone e-mportant is someone who only matters or is relevant on the internet. People who have a vlog for instance can be e-mportant. E-mportant information is also information that doesn't have any real value outside of the web.

- Farmville, despite being so annoying, became a very e-mportant part of the Facebook experience for many people, not that you had people talking about it at the water cooler.

- Tila Tequila thought she was very e-mportant because she had a million friends on MySpace... and then she went on MTV to remind us she was just a slut!

- OchoCinco is maybe the most e-mportant athlete on Twitter. There he's funny, in the NFL he's mostly a joke!

- Once you start dating or get engaged or get married, if you don't change your Facebook status in 24 hours, maybe your relationship isn't that e-mportant to you...

by el patron himself October 21, 2011

E-Kells

Ekells <3. Has curly hair, about 5'11", 100 pounds, always wears hats with flat rims. Rubs his chest when he talks to people for some reason... Below average penis. Also known as E-Curles.

Other Definitions: An orgasm.

Dude I had a wicked E-Kells last night

by Queen Mitchell May 26, 2011

e-fficial

When you are super EXTRA on the interwebz, which is in stark contrast from how you normally speak.

Brad: "Man...Karen was so e-fficial in her email, but I just heard her cussing out her ex-husband at break. I hate Karen."

by DonFTW February 14, 2019

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by radius97 March 22, 2023

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by TheAngryNerd May 16, 2019

E cult

the biggest load of scum known to man

friend: i heard the e cult are good
me: you dare oppose me mortal

by h cult official April 22, 2021

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"

by HaltMan May 22, 2025