E-Insulting

When someone uses their email account to leave nasty insulting troll messages in your emails.

"Junco posted another hate mail."

"Does he ever quit E-Insulting you?"

"No."

by MM132 August 1, 2012

e neck

An oral sex act under water

“Kylie gave me such good e neck at the pool yesterday, too bad she almost drowned” “hell yeah dude punch it in!”

by McLean(a) May 28, 2025

E-MAN

A superman name short for elijah but with Man at the end.

OMG are you E-Man

by Bigislandgrown!# October 18, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>A gavota é uma dança tradicional francesa, de ritmo animado e compasso quaternário (4/4), que surgiu no século XVII como dança popular e posteriormente tornou-se popular na corte<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>A gavota é uma dança tradicional francesa, de ritmo animado e compasso quaternário (4/4), que surgiu no século XVII como dança popular e posteriormente tornou-se popular na corte<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>A gavota é uma dança tradicional francesa, de ritmo animado e compasso quaternário (4/4), que surgiu no século XVII como dança popular e posteriormente tornou-se popular na corte<.7.9.7.6.>

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 5, 2025

e-tard

When someone is being a retard over the internet.

Gamer 1: accidentally kills teammate Gamer 2
Gamer 2: YOU FUCKING E-TARD
Gamer 1:

by Nitch bass igga May 3, 2020

a**h**e safety-net

A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.

The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

E. Jack Ulate

Sounds Like ''Ejaculate''.

''Order For E. Jack Ulate?""

by me when: September 30, 2022