National take calvin to Panda Express day

June 15 2020

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

by Nejeivk June 15, 2020

National Shut up Zane Month (September)

A month in which you don't want someone named Zane to speak. Are you tired of listening to one direction blasting from your sisters bedroom while she masturbates to the cover art of "Up All Night", we all need a break sometimes and this month provides it

National Shut up Zane Month (September)
"Hey shut the fuck up Zane" when referring to a friend named Zane
or
"Emily, are you listening to one direction on national shut up Zane day?" *proceeds to douse sister's room in gasoline*

by Boujee_Grandma September 1, 2020

National Give Your Girlfriend Top Day

Every January 20th, a girls boyfriend has to give her top for a maximum of 10 minutes.

"bae it's January 20th, National Give Your Girlfriend Top Day".

by KoogyWoogy January 17, 2023

National give your girlfriend a hickey day

Celebrate national give your girlfriend a hickey day on November 7th and October 26 and give her love but just remember she loves you!!!

Person 1-Hey dude do you know what day it is!?
Persin 2-Yeah it's national give your girlfriend a hickey day

Person 1-Yup
Person 2- imma give my girlfriend a hickey

by Truth serum101 October 21, 2019

National Love your boyfriend or girlfriend day

November 10th is National love your boyfriend or girlfriend day on this day you have to love them with all your heart and kiss them whenever you get the chance give them your hoodie hold their hand tell them how much they mean to you

Guy- do you know what today is?
Girl- no
Guy- it’s national love your boyfriend or girlfriend day
Girl - yay

by Illuminateaconformed November 3, 2019

National Spoil Your Boy Bestfriend Day

Spoil your bestfriend, this particular day, your boy bestfriend!

“Why are you so ok with buying me a PS5??”

“Because its national spoil your boy bestfriend day!”

by therealshimshadey December 4, 2020

National Thiago Alcantara is the worst player day.

Basically on 2 April send tweets/posts etc on what saying that Thiago Alcantara is the worst player in football/soccer. If you know someone that thinks he's a great tag them in the tweet/posts.

Today is National Thiago Alcantara is the worst player day. I think Thiago Alcantara is the worst player. He holds up the play, plays the ball backwards and slows the game down for his team.

by Antt1 March 28, 2021