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Fandom Friend Zone

It is similar to the White Collar Friend Zone in that you have emotionally gaslit yourself, but this time you have brought yourself to cope with your team’s lack of success through fabricated moral victories and self-fulfilling prophecies.
Coley: Guys, I don't really care my favourite hockey team since birth lost 2 straight cup finals, I really enjoyed the togetherness at the Molson Oilers Experience and being with friends to watch every game. It really IS about the journey, not the destination.

KB: Fuck Coley, you are in the Fandom Friend Zone, like the time you said you valued the unique stories of all the 18th century antiques you bought at garage sale when you were trying to sleep with that chick.

You should have sports PTSD from you AND your team not being able to put it home, **Foreskin Chuckle**.

Coley: Gosh, you may be right, but I really enjoyed the $26 Aeporol Spritz activation during the 2nd Round.

KB: Ok, We're Done Here.
by Mike109999 November 12, 2025
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My Friend Pedro

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.
My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.
by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022
mugGet the My Friend Pedromug.

A to Z friend

A friend who is neither committed nor single, but means everything to each other.
by atrueindian November 24, 2020
mugGet the A to Z friendmug.

free friends

A different way of expressing 'friends with benefits' in a human-positive way!

Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok
Abby: Free friends? Like what does that mean-

Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜
by Dieg-J April 14, 2023
mugGet the free friendsmug.

friend

A: Look at that girl, she has so many friends!

B: Yep, the exact opposite as you
by weird hoe <3 August 26, 2021
mugGet the friendmug.

friends

A favored individual. This individual may be your preference when attending social events, or simply "chilling". Although this word takes on a multitude of meanings, thanks to the 21st century, one may need clarification when acquaintances might be becoming friends. Friends who decide they are slightly more than friends, but are not a couple may struggle to decide what to label themselves. I believe this word is appropriate for that situation.
Jim and Pam started off as co-workers, but later became friends. Eventually, their relationship evolved to more.
by dietcokeenthusiast November 29, 2016
mugGet the friendsmug.

The Boys Friend Group

Members of the group:
The short fucker
The tall fucker
The yn

The sped shitdick
The smart nerdy one
The racist guy who has committed multiple hate crimes

The immigrant who doesn’t speak English but his actions always make up for it (also used for his big booty latina sister)
The “straight” guy
Overall, the boys friend group has many personalities. Some good, some bad, but all united as one. If you ever spot the boys friend group walking around, stay far, far away, because it is more than likely one of them will try to tickle you.
Person 1: “What’s the boys friend group
Person 2: “You don’t want to know”
by Cheetoes67 October 5, 2025
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