Smithson Valley High School

SVHS is a school full of gay ass niggas. You cant even walk the hallways or learn in peace. We have some terrible ass teachers who would rather teach kids about gay midget furry interspecies anal sex than the actual curriculum. If you have the option to go to Smithson Valley or to Canyon Lake, go to Canyon Lake and die of a meth overdose.

Principal: Hey did you finally find the kids who are stealing the toilets?
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....

by BillyBobButtfuck November 14, 2021

smithson valley high school

this school is very underrated. the pee club is immaculate. i would highly recommend joining if you have a brain. ❤️

smithson valley high school is the best school to pee on

by starbuckslover22 September 11, 2020

Edmond North High School

Buttfuck at football.

You play football at Edmond North High School, loser.

by dhdjdjnd August 31, 2021

Marvin Ridge High School

Student population mainly consists of pajama pant wearing freaks who froth at the mouth to hit anyone's burnt 3 week old esco bar. There are a few notorious staff members it is best to steer clear of, especially Mr H*neybutt who is a racist child predator with multiple questionable allegations under his name. Besides the annoying personality-less fiens there are the most privileged and despicable little fucks you've ever met whose only thoughts consist of football, pussy, and how to ruin everyone's day. The nicest people you will meet here are nerdy girls who are obsessed with their GPA and SAT scores. They are boring but they will accept you. They, like many others, have been completely crushed by the competitive environment of this school. You can't take a shit without the smell of somebody's mango watermelon ice puff bar wafting out of the big stall. Everyone at this school is bored so if you get into any personal drama with your friends it will spread like wildfire and will become your legacy at this school. The assistant principal is possibly one of the most evil, vindictive women to walk this Earth. She will do anything she can to make your school experience Hell. If you do go to this school, make sure to have a sense of humor because everyone is a fucking joke.

Did you hear what happened at my school?

This kid was yelling out racist slurs and trying to throw a chair over the balcony!
Only at MARVIN RIDGE HIGH School.

by lilmisspoopie August 26, 2023

wade hampton high school

wade hampton high school is so ghetto, people fucking under the bleachers, fighting outside the school, ppl pissing on they self, the be vaping in the bathroom, and sucking dick on the bus”

“you go to wade hampton high school?”

“yea, why”
“that crunchy ass school lmaoo”

by i don’t know hoe November 10, 2021

Oak Lawn High School

a shitty public high school in the South Suburbs of Chicago.

All the kids that go here aspire to be in gangs, race some shitty ricer, clout chase, smoke weed, pop xans, or even worse, try to rap.

dont send ya kids here, this school is the definition of white trash (including arabs) and ghetto. no one seems to get along, and everyone think they hood. just a bunch of wannabe's.

i shoulda known he was off he from Oak Lawn High School!

by mikehuntx March 30, 2021

east hartford high school

It's a school located in Connecticut where all these fuckers are actually pretty decent and productive people. Except for my exes. Not y'all.

"ey nig u goin to school"
"nah homie east hartford high school"
"aight dawg-- wait tf u say"
"east hartford high school"
"aint that shit 8 billion inches"
" ye lmao haha funny vine moments 3014"

by bigpoopee96836298281 May 21, 2018