A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
Get the Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)mug. 
by REDDIT IS THE BEST October 14, 2020
Get the D A Bmug. When you accidentally nut in your girl, panic, buy her Plan B, make her take it, then realize you can nut in her over and over because the aforementioned Plan B will take care of it.
I freaked out last night cause I came inside my girl, so I bought her Plan B, then I realized I should just switch to Plan D.
by Tomthebom0 April 3, 2021
Get the Plan Dmug. by Poppergang January 19, 2018
Get the d/p/cmug. 