I Am The Walrus

The urge to do something wrong or egotistical or to feel fat like a walrus. Used in a Beatles song.

I feel like I am the walrus.
I am the walrus

by Wishfriends July 12, 2010

I hear you knocking

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! A Fats Domino song about his feelings for a ex who wants to return!

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! Go back where you been.

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2020

i wanna see the receipts

A request for evidence.

The phrase was stated in an interview with Whitney Houston when Diane Sawyer read a headline concerning the cost of Houston's drug habit. Houston, apparently assuming there were receipts from drug dealers and also apparently assuming Sawyer had them requested to see said receipts. The clip went viral in the form an animated .gif.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Cher passed away."
Person 2: "I wanna see the receipts."

by drinkmytearsandcry February 21, 2012

am I pregnant test

an annoying ad urban dictionary wants you to click on

Why is urban dictionary keep showing me this "am I pregnant test" ad?
I wonder how much money they sponsored

by n they're published on Urban D August 21, 2021

I fucking love science

1. A Facebook group created for people who like the idea of being a scientist, but would prefer not to put in the work to actually become one.

2. An exclamation used by people on the aforementioned Facebook group, usually in reference to something that is only tangentially related to science.

Have you seen the new episode of The Big Bang Theory? I fucking love science!

by ThinEnemy December 30, 2013

I don't shit a fuck

From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.

A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Ceastra September 19, 2014

I like Thrusts

A. Where you like to give someone a good thrustin in the ass.
B. Where you play a joke to make it look like a humping sensation
or...
C. CAPTAIN THRUST!!!!!!

"Hey bob what do you like?"
"I LIKE THRUSTS!"

by WhiteWidows October 4, 2009