The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.
They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
Eyes Married Status
"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019
Get the Eyes Married Statusmug. Doing your girl in the ass. As soon as you cum you pull out, pull her head around and wipe your meat across her eyes. As she tries to blink the soon to be pink eye away you say "thanks for flying (your name here) express, and launch her off the balcony.
defined: did you hear about the girl that jumped at my building last night? she was flying the red eye.
by biffduncan October 25, 2019
Get the flying the red eyemug. Nessan the Duke of 400 AD had three sons, and named a monastery in their honor. the monastery is on the island called Ireland's Eye. The name of the island is 'Inis Mac Neasain' or the 'Island of the sons of Nessan', the monastery has the same name in Gaelic.
The monastery is good craic for a quick visit during the summer. Not a huge amount there today but an interesting place all the same.
The monastery is good craic for a quick visit during the summer. Not a huge amount there today but an interesting place all the same.
Dave: Did you go to Howth and see Ireland's Eye?
Kevin: Yeah it was good fun, I enjoyed the Island of Ireland's Eye
Kevin: Yeah it was good fun, I enjoyed the Island of Ireland's Eye
by Jack O'Meara October 21, 2019
Get the Ireland's Eyemug. When you're out, and you notice other girls who potentially might be slutty, staring at you, giving you dirty looks.
by Holly Bolly October 16, 2007
Get the slig eyesmug. how was the bar rag from last night?
she was awesome.... i dotted her eyes and they were still glued shut this morning
she was awesome.... i dotted her eyes and they were still glued shut this morning
by dr tool June 4, 2019
Get the dotted her eyesmug. by Logan 81 March 27, 2009
Get the Whispering eyemug. 1. A dice game
2. The eyes that a snake has
3. Something race that happens when a human is so mad the pupils become slits and often have tears in them
2. The eyes that a snake has
3. Something race that happens when a human is so mad the pupils become slits and often have tears in them
by 459395 March 19, 2023
Get the Snake eyemug.