ur mom

one of the best insults created in the history of ur mom

ur mom? yeah that’s the best insult ever.

by ur milf mom11 January 13, 2022

your mom

gay

Person 1:hey your mom
Person2:hey your mom
Person3:hey your mom

by NewCom January 14, 2022

ur mom

a funnily rude way of saying something so called funny or responding to someone talking and you're annoyed.

"so then we kissed!!!"Sookie said happily. "Ur mom" Lorelai announced.

by おはよ January 14, 2022

Ur mom

The most unfunny and cringy roast/joke to ever exist

How are you?

Ur mom.

by Idk12345678910111213 January 15, 2022

ur mom a hoe

ur mom a hoe - a good comeback

person1: "and what are you going to do?"
person2: "nothing, but ur mom a hoe"

by your_localbisexual January 15, 2022

your mom

a cow

YOUR MOM is a cow

by Epical @ January 16, 2022

Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 16, 2022