Life

Wow...did you Just search “life”? On Urban dictionary? Well...the meaning of life is pizza

Guy 1 : ... what's the meaning of life?
Guy 2 : i don't know and i don't care, Just let me finish my

goddam pizza man,

by Chick_with_good_wifi January 22, 2022

Mike Life

Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.

I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(

by BroSchool January 9, 2024

life stock

A direction and trend of one’s quality of life. This can be in career or personal. It’s a factual vibe. Ones life stock can go up, stay neutral or go down. This is determined by the positives and negatives in life.

That chick got divorced, lost her job and broke out in adult onset acne. Life stock down.

Look at that chick... she’s dating the hottest guy in town. Life stock up.

This real estate market is crap. Can’t find a new house anyway. Life stock neutral.

by Jnems and Cmoney July 13, 2019

Life

No one really know what is this. Just something that we do. And this thing sucks so much u dont wanna do it. This is what makes u feel like shit.

Life sucks man why am I alive?

by The curvy lemon February 4, 2018

life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018

life developer

Human being performing the art of living and creating life experiences.

It is what it is, I am a life developer, I create my own circumstances.

by Mrs. Reef June 6, 2017

Life

I need to get one pls

(me): listens to soundcloud mixtape '
(kxng):listens to it with him
(me) : still needs a life
(kxng) NGGHA WE HAVE NO LIFES HOW IMA GET ONE

(soundcloudnibba): HERE IS UR LIFE
(kxng&me): that not a life it a trash mixtape im sorry.

by that word doe March 27, 2018