Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.

Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Life 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

This is my life 9 ball game because life was substituted up from bullshit 9 ball game.

by Kuehlstein February 22, 2018

Life-math

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.

"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"

by starvingRD January 01, 2015

Hoooobjgan Life

Hate
over estimate

or
odd
of
Black
judgements

Generations

African
nations
lives
It
fast
Everybody.

Im living an hoooobjgan life I wonder about my homies that I know im not sad I'm mad.

by LONNIE BJ November 22, 2018

Myn life

To get fucked in the ass by a girl named taylor.

Fuck myn life!

by Death_is_inevitable February 18, 2016

life renewal

the act of giving up a vile or vicious habit or behaviour such as debauchery, gambling, drinking, whore-mongering, extravagance and heavy partying and resuming a virtuous life with a clean slate.

If you wanna lead a married life, you need to leave all your past behind you for life renewal.

by uttam maharjan March 03, 2010