by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothemug. What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
by QuacksO December 5, 2017
Get the We're biting for your lifemug. Those That Dont Think About The Actions Of Their Behavior And The Affects It Can Have On Their Life... Word Owner - GwensChild
by anonymous August 8, 2022
Get the Dont Do It To Your Lifemug. Another one about life..,
I was thinking how quick it goes and how it literally takes from you but then it also gives.
I’m not good at this ..,🤣🤣🤣
I’m better in person 🤣
The words come out better in person.
I’m grateful ☺️ for everything I have but the way the world is set up, it’s like it’s set up for you to fail.
People struggling in silence 🤫 some don’t even know they are struggling until it’s too late.
Maybe drugs, family issues but we put on our brave faces like everything’s okay
I’m old enough to know
I see struggles …
I can spot it a mile off, call it intuition I don’t know.
But if you’re reading this then you are out of this world 🌍 ❤️
More than you know !
Capable of more than you know and also I love you 🤟
Every person battles through something but you are like the sun ☀️
I was thinking how quick it goes and how it literally takes from you but then it also gives.
I’m not good at this ..,🤣🤣🤣
I’m better in person 🤣
The words come out better in person.
I’m grateful ☺️ for everything I have but the way the world is set up, it’s like it’s set up for you to fail.
People struggling in silence 🤫 some don’t even know they are struggling until it’s too late.
Maybe drugs, family issues but we put on our brave faces like everything’s okay
I’m old enough to know
I see struggles …
I can spot it a mile off, call it intuition I don’t know.
But if you’re reading this then you are out of this world 🌍 ❤️
More than you know !
Capable of more than you know and also I love you 🤟
Every person battles through something but you are like the sun ☀️
by life 🤣 March 6, 2025
Get the Lifemug. sitting awake at 3 am looking at goat pics, reporting morgz, and bing in a fucking stupid discord call with someone who have never met, and never will meet, because you have no real friends, no real life, and you are just overall a fucking failure as an individual. Meanwhile someone living about 10 mins away from you texts you that have been drawing dicks for the past hour for absolutely no reason other than that you probably ruined their life in some way, because you are a fucking cancer patient
by lost_on_reddit July 27, 2019
Get the having absolutely no life at allmug. "Life is interesting & Stressful; Curiosity & Due Diligence is a must" (Jazz & Kelisa, 2021)
Life is interesting and stressful; no certainty, no expectations or plans and you are always tired and confused.
Always cover your own butt and do what you can to protect yourself because at the end of the day everyone looks out for themselves first
Life is interesting and stressful; no certainty, no expectations or plans and you are always tired and confused.
Always cover your own butt and do what you can to protect yourself because at the end of the day everyone looks out for themselves first
by FutureLawyer February 20, 2021
Get the Lifemug. A "developer" who builds entire "apps" by dragging boxes around a screen and calling it innovation. They brag about "streamlining business processes" while secretly breaking every best practice known to software engineering. Usually found in corporate IT departments preaching "citizen development" as they drown in spaghetti workflows and performance issues they can’t debug.
Chad from accounting just built a 'fully automated inventory workflow' in or ERP, now it crashes if you type a lowercase 'e'. Classic Low-Code Low-Life move.
by Jg eazy November 5, 2025
Get the Low-Code Low-Lifemug.