Hand Caverns

Hand Caverns are what you put in front of your mouth to increase the projection of your voice to long distances. You cup your hands intersecting to make a little cave that acts like a make shift mega phone.

Hey, Jimmy, use your hand caverns and go announce that the game has been canceled.

by anonymous June 8, 2025

Caesar Hands

The act of mistakingly typing gibberish words due to mistakingly placing your fingers a little too far left or right on your keyboard.

John: ...And that's why I dropped my dad's phone in the toilet.
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands

by grinc August 3, 2024

hand dang

The art of consuming powdered substances from the crease between your thumb and your hand

“He had a quick hand dang and was ready to go”

by Lyricalallnighter March 31, 2023

Anxiety hands

The state of a person's hands after picking, peeling, biting or scratching at their hands and cuticles. Usually caused by an anxiety disorder or while feeling anxious, sometimes as a coping mechanism, hence the term "anxiety hands".

Person 1 - "Oh no your finger's bleeding! What happened? Why do you have so many scabs?!?"
Person 2 - "It's okay dude, I've got Anxiety hands."

by 404_Lost December 20, 2018

Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.

She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.

by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022

Helping Hand

Helping Hand: One you borrow off your partner when you fancy "a quick one off the wrist".

"Hey, wife: I want to crack one off and I've fallen out with my fingers so they're not speaking to me. Can I borrow some of yours? I need a Helping Hand...

by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020

Second Hand Pussy

When you're the second, or later person to have either protected, or unprotected intercourse with a lady in the last 12 hours or so.

Different from sloppy seconds because it implies the last guy(s) used a condom or did not cum inside.

Last night Robbie hooked up with a party slut. He had no idea he was getting second hand pussy though, and just assumed that was her usual tightness.

by SGboss May 15, 2023