Funny Eyes

An old timer saying... especially in the south, meaning a person with cute eyes. Such as blue, hazel, green. Any color besides the normal brown and black eyes.

That guy with the funny eyes has been trying to holla at me all night!

by Cocoa Raine July 17, 2024

Texas One Eye

A butthole that is larger than it should be, due to excessive anal sex.

Stay away from the Texas One Eye.

by Reddawg9895 August 5, 2024

blb yf[ey

A little kid uses this as a threat when he cant spell, yet puts though into what he types. Can be decided through the duration of time spent typing this simple phrase.

*you put a lump of butter on his head* *he stands still for 5 mins before saying* blb yfey

by Aidan Is Sigma August 6, 2024

loosing hearing in my left eye

when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time

“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

lose hearing in my left eye

funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.

“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

Eye Shade

A person with a forehead so massive that it goes forward, creating a shade for the eyes.

"Look at the size of her forehead!"
"What an eye shade."

by ilovewikipedia August 9, 2024

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025