The eyes you make when getting your picture taken and your friend says “show me your fuck me eyes”, but you had been drinking a lot and misheard so you thought they said “show me your Facebook eyes”.
by Beexman May 7, 2022
Get the FB Eyesmug. by Vyse Oner March 2, 2025
Get the Bungo Brown Eyemug. The act of manually spreading one’s butt cheeks and allowing the butt cheeks to release around someone’s body forming a grasp. Can be done in a loving manner or to prevent escape.
I tried to go on an afternoon run, but my boyfriend caught me in the clutches of Sauron’s Brown Eye grasp.
by Titsmag33 December 29, 2024
Get the Sauron’s Brown Eyemug. A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.
My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021
Get the I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eyemug. Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
by appewy November 25, 2021
Get the Gouge out Jake's Eyes Daymug. A black eye, generally acquired when someone hasn't been trained properly on when to keep their mouth shut.
Jenny must have gotten drunk this weekend, I see she has the untrained eye today, you know how she gets when she drinks, always talkin' shit.
by Some wiseman April 7, 2019
Get the Untrained Eyemug. by Sangeo951 August 20, 2016
Get the Guatemalan eye patchmug.