New Word

When urban dictionary asks you to make a new word

This website tried to get me to write a new word for it

by Scarcely May 31, 2018

New Jersey Fire Hydrant

When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)

Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

Mike: “haha sick”

by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018

new james

A misbehaved child who disappoints everyone he knows. Typically dies to drugs.

He is such a new James.

by BigDaddyD2021 June 1, 2018

Josh new

Josh new is a sweat at FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE HIS BIGGEST IDLE IS THE LEGEND ALI A HE LIKES TO RIP HIS MUMS CREDIT CARD TO PIECES WITH THE AMOUNT OF MONEY HE SPENDS ON VBUCKS

HE IS A OG AT THE GAME EVEN HAVING RARE SKINS LIKE

BRITE BOMBER
A DEFAULT SKIN

ROUGE AGENT

AND FINALY THE RASREST ONE

THE RUST LORD

AND HES ALSO GOT REGENADE RAIDER

Josh new is a proper sweat at life

by Ffffuuffmcn June 3, 2018

Pew News

Pew News, the most reliable news source on the internet. The show is mainly hosted by the real Gloria Borger, the one on CNN is fake. Some say Pew News is a copy and parody of CNN, but we all know that PewDiePie only produces original content.

Last week I watched Pew News, it was very informative.

by Master Engineer May 24, 2018

New Mexkittens

People from New Mexico our New Mexkittens.

I was just in New Mexico and realized all the people are New Mexkittens!

by Jkooking June 9, 2018

new springfield

The place is filled with rednecks and red neck wannabes. There school not only have a yearly donkey basketball game when the players ride donkeys, but they also have a yearly tractor day where everyone drives there tractors to school. Which the wannabes just have there fucking ride lawnmowers. The roads are shit, the cops are petty as fuck, and if you don’t grow corn then why the fuck are you there? But they do have a subway.

Jim: where do you wanna go on spring break
Tod: I was thinking new Springfield

Jim: no.

by Springfield resident April 3, 2018