National Fingering Day

On April 13th it is National Fingering Day so ladies get prepared for your pussy to get fingered the fuck out off

Males better find a girl ASAP

Chris: Can I finger you

Julianna: Ewww why

Chris: Please let me it’s national Fingering Day today

Julianna: Fine just this once it your lucky day

by Annoymous Person April 11, 2019

national rat day

when all of the omega rats take over on December 30th
reEEEEeeeEEEEEEeeeeeEEEeeEEEe

NATIONAL RAT DAY

by Pooooodge April 11, 2019

National Head Day

The day in which your significant other or someone u find on the street sucks ur golf balls through ur garden hose

Dude it national head day bro. Boutta get my soul sucked

by BigDickRex44 April 18, 2019

Kick A Tall Day

When short people can get there revenge on the tall cunts for once
February 19th

"Whyd you kick me"
"Its Kick A Tall Day"

by SexNukeYup123 February 16, 2020

NATIONAL OPP DAY

POST YO OPPS AND SAY FUCK EM

NATIONAL OPP DAY

by Randy 193131 August 2, 2020

National Freak Day

You can get freaky,grab ass,choke,grip anyone only on July 28th.

Que: “I’m going to my girl house I’ll be back.”

Tre: “for what?”

Que: “Didn’t you hear?,it’s National Freak Day!.Im bout to fuck”

by Thewavethatsave June 18, 2020

Lamb Shank Day

Annual event that takes place on April 21st. Involves the eating of a lamb shank.

"Cliff and Dave were defeated by Ewut in the lamb shank day lamb shank eating challenge"

"Cliff can't piss on lamb shank day, it's the rule"

by EwuT September 30, 2012