National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

National Give Your Hoodie Day

Give your hoodie to someone.(Make sure it smells good😌)

Me: Hey want my hoodie?
Her: Sure but why?
Me: Remember what day it is?
Her: Oh yea it’s National Give Your Hoodie Day

by WhenIs_NationalDay September 30, 2020

National stfu day

Where you just hush your mouth. Wow it’s that easy

Person: wait why is it quite?
Other person: it’s national stfu day? Haven’t you heard?
Person: oh wow very exciting I’ll stfu now!

by Okthenwegetit October 15, 2019

National ginger retaliation day

Gingers now can defend themselves from the beating that happened the day before without ANY repercussions and can only be used on the people that attacked them the day before

"Hey, remember National kick a ginger day?"
"Yeah?"
"Now it's national ginger retaliation day so prepare to suffer!"

by _ReigningGinger_ December 12, 2023

National stealing day

April 21 the day where you steal

Omg it’s national stealing day let’s go to Walmart!

by Igeartboobs21 February 8, 2023

National kiss Blake day

September 16th is the day you have to kiss someone named Blake and if they play sports you have to kiss them twice

Emma:hey did you hear it’s National kiss Blake day
Jessie:omg I didn’t know I am going to go find a Blake to kiss right now thanks for telling me

by HighVoltageOutdoors September 14, 2022

National Titty Pic Day

August 15th is the national holiday celebrating pictures of boobs.

Here is a picture of my boobs babe, happy national titty pic day

by Daddy long John August 14, 2025