National Punch a tall person in the Dick day

November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.

Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”

by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021

National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day

Harass and bully the most annoying little shit in your friend group day
September 28

LS: "Why the fuck are you being so mean today?"
OP: "Because it's National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day you little bitch"

by whathemango September 27, 2021

national your little sibling sucks day

July 26th, national your little sibling sucks day. this is the one day of the year when your little sibling has to admit they suck. It's the law. they also HAVE to mean it.

My little sibling must now admit they suck because it is national your little sibling sucks day,

by Elia Al-Nims July 24, 2021

National "Show Me Your Tits" Day

Drop dem titties on March 3rd ladies.

It's March 3rd, you know what that means right? It's National "Show Me Your Tits" Day! So go ahead, do it, ｎｏｗ.

by Meme-Meister_Gaming69420 March 1, 2022

national love your history teacher day

september 22nd, love your history teacher because he is such a hottie with a body. such a dilf he is, my favorite person ever

Suck: hey you know what day it is?
Deez: no idea
Nuts: its national love your history teacher day

by aubreyelle September 3, 2021

National fuck your best friend day

A day where your best friend cant say no to have sex gay, and straight

John: Hey best friend
Ashley: Hey whats up?
John: Its National Fuck your Best friend day
Ashley: Ok lets do it

by PRINCEMEL10234 June 7, 2021

National fuck your best friend day

On June 23th you have permission to fuck any of your best friends weather they be male, female, non binary, trans female or trans male, ECT.

You can go up to your best friends and say "its national fuck your best friend day" and they have to let you smash and the same goes to you.

by Femmeep420 June 21, 2021