Cat

Cats: ( Noun )

Pure evil, the fall of man kind, the cutest animal that is in every house on this side of the world. They will scratch you to pieces with no remorse, but if you step on their tails you feel like crap.

Look at that cat over there, it’s so cute!

by noreasonexisting April 15, 2022

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A little fucker WHO WONT STOP SCRATCHING ME, also very cute

tyrone: yo is that your cat?
sans: yea its a little fucker

by Skybluehoodie January 02, 2022

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The funniest animals on earth.

Seriously. Need laughter in your life? Get a cat.

Me: *sees my cat trying to be an acrobat to get a toy*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?

Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*

Me: What the hell are you doing kitty

Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*

P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
Still no?

Cats are funny.
That good?

by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou May 25, 2020

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Uk definiton for a individual you sell drugs to.

"Selling food to the cats"

by Bawsing is a word used to expr March 06, 2018

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The most glorious creature known by man and feared by all, this powerful creature will demand attention and it KNOWS how to get it, with its teeth like nails and ears so powerful not even elephants can match it its claws are sharper than a hawks claws, dont let its size fool you

“I ran into a cat one day, I payed my respects to the magnificent giant”

by The yoker January 13, 2020

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