that type of chocolate that is filled with more chocolate or similar candies (crushed oreo cookies in chocolate bars are common chocception)
Bella: "Hey do you want to try some of this chocolate with smarties in it?"
Steph: "Oh my god! It's a chocception!"
Bella: "You are such a genius."
Steph: "Oh my god! It's a chocception!"
Bella: "You are such a genius."
by Bellanie December 4, 2013
Get the chocception mug.The term given to a release of faeces that take on a particularly liquid-like texture, as well as the colour of melted cadbury's dairy milk caramel.
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same
Guy 1: what's wrong with Alfonso? Has he got the shits?
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.
by DefinitionDoctor January 26, 2014
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Noun . . Describing a lesbian preference for pussy over and above chocolate . . Essentailly code for ' in washing my hair with a good friend . . Not '
Adverb . . Describing the actions in keeping with all of the above
Adj . . A very, and most particular, sweet treat
Adverb . . Describing the actions in keeping with all of the above
Adj . . A very, and most particular, sweet treat
Mr shopkeeper, you appear to have no dark Belgian chocolate left :-/ . . Im very horny however, and quite alone tonight . . Would you be able to serve any Chicolate
by Dominkc46 November 29, 2014
Get the Chicolate mug.Come Correct Or Come Offline - The acronym used for sellers who possess extreme incompetence whilst selling goods online. These sellers do not pay attention to the orders and normally rush the order out (usually from their mums cellar/basement) to make a quick buck or pound. They are typically found on eBay as they usually do not have the intelligence to run their own site.
In unusual circumstances the seller does often have a site offering a customer service support team. The customer service is usually shabby and nothing more than probably themselves answering the questions posted in there own time. They normally answer questions to your problem with generic ones, rather than investigating and answering your question as an individual.
A good example of this is when you have login problems and request an email link to reset your password and it does not arrive. "They" then send you an Email normally insulting your technological intellect asking you to do something you have already done such as "Have you checked your Junk Email Folder?" The problem normally lies with their technology and/or the lack of "due attention and care" from the seller.
Another favorite from this type of seller is to tell you that your a liar and the events you have described never even took place.
In unusual circumstances the seller does often have a site offering a customer service support team. The customer service is usually shabby and nothing more than probably themselves answering the questions posted in there own time. They normally answer questions to your problem with generic ones, rather than investigating and answering your question as an individual.
A good example of this is when you have login problems and request an email link to reset your password and it does not arrive. "They" then send you an Email normally insulting your technological intellect asking you to do something you have already done such as "Have you checked your Junk Email Folder?" The problem normally lies with their technology and/or the lack of "due attention and care" from the seller.
Another favorite from this type of seller is to tell you that your a liar and the events you have described never even took place.
You Sent me the wrong color! I specifically asked for you to send it in BLUE. CCOCO "Come Correct Or Come Offline (COOCO)"
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Get the chico mangera mug.After eating regular Cheetos or Cheeto puffs and you have Cheeto dust residue on your finger tips, you proceed to get a little naughty with a girl. You then take your Cheeto hand and wiggle your fingers inside the girls vagina.
Guy 1: I heard you gave your girl the old Chico finger blast..
Guy2: Hell yeah! She said all of her panties smelled like cheetos for the next month!
Guy2: Hell yeah! She said all of her panties smelled like cheetos for the next month!
by Hobart kid May 15, 2016
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