Cat

They are nice animals with cute eyes. And a massive cock ;)

OHH LOOK THERE IS A CAT THAT IS GONNA FUCK YOU

by CATPERFECT May 5, 2022

sale cat

Sale cat is a game played my many Midwest farmers. The players wait for a cat to die in the field. The cat will then bend and harden into the shape of a boomerang. The objective of the game is to throw the sail cat as far as possible. The trick is to throw it the right way so I doesn’t come back like a boomerang.

Timmy wants to play sale cat but his favorite feline friend was still alive and purring.

by 2Nerdy4U October 31, 2017

Cats

Cats are the best. They're shy when you first meet them, but soon will be rubbing along your legs. They're ferocious beasts at night, but come home with a little gift. Mousie! Cats are the sweetest creatures. but being out all day, they'll soon start to smell. Give your cat a bath, but watch the claws and teeth. Cats are nightmares when in water.

Cats are cute.

by #Felina September 26, 2019

indoor cat

indoor cats are the vaginas of people who do not want to have sexual relations outside, outdoor cats are vaginas that will have sex outside

i’m not going to have sex while hiking, i have an indoor cat.

by gettwiggywithit March 12, 2025

Cat

An annoying disturbance

Ughh the cat woke me up

by Hotpotato05 April 7, 2020

Cat

The BEST animal to own.

I love my cat

by OogieBoogietree October 1, 2019

Cat twinkle

That wry and defiant look on your feline's face after it has just crept into your bedroom and done the most vicious shit underneath your duvet.

Dear, Fat Freddy just gave me the cat twinkle look....a loud piercing scream is heard from upstairs and Geoffrey's suspicion was proved correct again.

by Erection Manifesto August 7, 2019