The best time to wear a striped sweater

All the time

I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." *queue music* The best time to wear a striped sweater ... Is all the time....
One with a collar... Turtle neck... thats the kind. Cause when you're wearing. That one... speical...sweater

by John_China September 1, 2021

give someone ur sweater day

december 3rd is a day that a guy gives his friend that is a girl his sweater

girl:it's december 3rd which means its give someone ur sweater day
guy: oh dang *gives sweater*

by theoneandonlytheyfemboy December 2, 2020

boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests

it's extremely hot. if you don't believe me, see for yourself

i am currently defining boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests
omg roll up your sleeves please, PLEASE

by myrealnameisnotkylie September 15, 2020

National Guy Friend Gives a Girl his Sweater Day

Your guy friend MUST give you his sweater today(November 1st through November 5th)

It's National Guy Friend Gives a Girl his Sweater Day! Give me your sweater!

by AlltheGurls&Boys October 31, 2019

schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 7, 2016

Sweater Meat

Breasts, particularly big or glorious ones, especially in a sweater.

While bowling, I told Tom, wow look at the sweater meat on that bimbo. They bounce while she stands still. I’m putting lead in my pencil with no one to write to.

by JackDaddy6294 October 5, 2022

Fuck Me Sweater

- A sweater that screams "don’t you want to see what's underneath this?"
- A sweater that makes a persons body such an enigma that you want nothing more for them to take it off.
- A sweater that gives off a cute, nerdy, but still incredibly sexy vibe.
- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.

Person 1: I'm from Florida. I don’t know how to dress cute when it's cold outside.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.

by itsgivingcvnt November 16, 2022