The best time to wear a striped sweater

All the time

I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." *queue music* The best time to wear a striped sweater ... Is all the time....
One with a collar... Turtle neck... thats the kind. Cause when you're wearing. That one... speical...sweater

by John_China September 1, 2021

give someone ur sweater day

december 3rd is a day that a guy gives his friend that is a girl his sweater

girl:it's december 3rd which means its give someone ur sweater day
guy: oh dang *gives sweater*

by theoneandonlytheyfemboy December 2, 2020

boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests

it's extremely hot. if you don't believe me, see for yourself

i am currently defining boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests
omg roll up your sleeves please, PLEASE

by myrealnameisnotkylie September 15, 2020

National Guy Friend Gives a Girl his Sweater Day

Your guy friend MUST give you his sweater today(November 1st through November 5th)

It's National Guy Friend Gives a Girl his Sweater Day! Give me your sweater!

by AlltheGurls&Boys October 31, 2019

second sweater

A person so hairy, that when they take their shirt/sweater off, it looks like they have a shirt/sweater on.

Look at that dude! It's 100 degrees out and he's totally rockin' the second sweater!!!

by jTechMHz December 10, 2016

Sweater jello

Medium to large breasts making a jiggling motion inside the cover of a sweater.

Hey Gary, check out the sweater jello!

by VanillaScooper April 11, 2017

Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.

person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!

by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019