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Strong squeeze

A stronger kind of squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, when you REALLY want someone to withdraw their hand out of it. Only works if packet belongs to you. Preceded by Gentle squeeze, and only used if it fails to achieve required effect.
Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hand into Bha's crisps packet*

Bha: (While listening or replying to smalltalk) *Performs Gentle squeeze)*

Bing: *Continues to fish for crisps in Bha's packet*

Bha: *Performs Strong squeeze*

Bing: *Withdraws hand*
by bha gilani September 30, 2009
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teste squeeze

i gave him a teste squeeze so hard he sweeld up like a he got finger banged
by pissballs94 June 11, 2009
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Squeez Bacon

No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,

Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
With Squeez Bacon, I don't have to worry about having the bacon undercooked.
by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010
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Squeeze Mah Cheese

Masterbaiting really fast in a short amount of time.
I always Squeeze Mah Cheese in the bathroom, 4 minutes before English class starts.
by DeepFreeze June 23, 2010
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Party squeeze

The moves you make to compact your body so you can squeeze through a large crowd of people to get outside, to a bathroom, to the bedroom, etc. Common at house parties and concerts.
There was at least 70 people at that party. I had to party squeeze my way through the crowd just to get to bathroom, which was broken, like usual.
by Slasha26 May 18, 2011
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squeeze out a few sets

to weightlift. This term is usually accompanied by a pantomime of the exercise in question.
JT: Dude, you wanna go to the gym and squeeze out a few sets?
Andrew: Hell yeah. Let's get swole.
by JT Dollarsign July 17, 2006
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Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.
Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.
by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006
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