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Squeeze and leave

Similar to dine and dash. Squeeze and leave is when you take a poop and do not wipe.
Person 1: Hurry! We have to leave right now
Person 2: Okay i just did a squeeze and leave we can go
by Lord of fartz August 7, 2019
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Squeezing orange juice

When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.
"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."
by nasty nsfw December 30, 2021
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main squeeze

“yo peter is my main squeeze

“that wasn’t very main squeeze of you”

crank that by soulja boy is main squeeze”

“stephanie and stefanie are main squeeze”
by heffanator420 July 1, 2021
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Squeeze

Andy had to give his spots a real tight squeeze for them to pop.
by PapsMcKeys November 29, 2016
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Sperm squeeze

Refers to the action of having an orgasm.
Oh, Imma bout to Sperm squeeze on my girlfriend!
by The rush hour... September 21, 2016
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Vegan Squeeze

The situation in which individuals whose culinary preference would be a lacto-vegetarian option, find their choices drastically reduced by higher priority being given to meat dishes from one direction and vegan dishes from another.
It used to be easy enough to find something for me to eat in restaurants but the vegan squeeze has really made things harder since they assume that not wanting meat means I can tolerate a lack of cheese!
by ApricotFields February 12, 2022
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San Franciscan Squeeze

A sex move where two men place a turd equal distance in their anuses and both push it using only their anal muscles. The first person to completely expel the turd from their rectum wins.
Dude, Paul destroyed me last night in a good game of San Franciscan Squeeze.
by TroubledCourier March 1, 2021
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