Smoz (Single Mother of Zero)

Single Mother of Zero
Women at or approaching their biological clock for motherhood yet have no children and take their childlessness out on the world, treating the whole world like their child. (not exclusive to women, men can also do this, only if they're the beta type though)
Smoz (Single Mother of Zero)
The smoz mob canceled another one... (smoz version of grounding)
Stop Smozthering everyone, go have a kid.

Lmao this smoz (in context of someone being over bearing treating strangers like their children).
by 001TMR December 29, 2021
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Single Mom Coupon Code

A single mother coupon code is when a single mother uses her status as an unwed/uncoupled parent to try and achieve reduced prices for items and/or services. Typically seen on online marketplaces such as Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace, the method is used in an attempt to subvert ones sympathies for financial gain. However, it usually just ends up coming off as pathetic and cringeworthy.
Look at this chick bothering me on Facebook, trying to push a Single Mom Coupon Code off on me.

*500 Dollar PS5 for sale on Marketplace for sale for $420*

Single Mom: "Would you take $150 for it"
Upstanding Citizen: "No, its open box and never been used"
Single Mom: "It's my son's birthday tomorrow"
Single Mom: "How about $160??"
Single Mom: "You ruined Christmas"
Single Mom: "I hope you're proud of yourself"
by HabibiRex July 09, 2023
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single-digit-year-old

a kid on the internet, can be used to refer to a kid in general
Kid: L Gay
Person 1: what the fuck
Person 2: don’t worry, he’s a single-digit-year-old.
by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz April 08, 2023
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Plus Size Singles Dating

Plus size singles dating relationships are prone to witness many ups and downs. It is quite interesting to note that only 63% relationships turn into wonderful marriages. According to experts and love gurus, relationships should have few ingredients in order to become successful. Apart from being happy, satisfied and healthy with one another, your bond must have 8 more ingredients. In this short write up, you will get a comprehensive insight through these artifacts.
All the above are the secrets to have a successful plus size singles dating relationship, I wish plus size singles date with each other mind these tips.
by plus size singles dating August 13, 2016
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single till I crinkle

(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option
I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”
by yourmommadoes March 07, 2020
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National Single People Day

if your single, August 3rd is YOUR day
"Happy National Single People Day, my new favorite day"
by yomommapoopiebaka August 02, 2022
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