Shirt Cocking

The act of wearing only a T-Shirt but no pants.

“I went to the Phish show in Phoenix last night. Man. It was insane!! I lost my phone. We were forced to hang out in a neighborhood referred to as the Icebox by the locals. Dead people on the roof of Burger King. It was a whole thing. Just when I thought the worst was over, I awoke shirt cocking in a room full of men. See you next time Phoenix. This time I’ll have a belt”

by BmoreBird June 16, 2022

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t-shirt

A slang word, meaning condom.

I need a t-shirt for protection.

by Tuxedo January 4, 2008

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Lumberjack Shirt

A shirt made out of a dog's blanket.

Often made of flannel, always checked (Plaid for the friendlies "accross the pond"...)

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Luke: Dude, nice shirt - I didn't know it was fancy dress today. Have you come as a Lumberjack?
Alex: Yeah it's my Dog Blanket Shirt - I didn't pay for it - I made it out of my Dogs actual blanket. That's how I roll.

Lumberjack shirts suck. Beggars wear them. Popular in the early 90's with poor people.

by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009

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family shirt

when a girl is wearing a friend's shirt, gives a guy a handjob, and manages to get the jizz on her shirt.

"WHAT?! he jizzed on your shirt? that is a FAMILY SHIRT! my brother's gonna kill me..."

by panda85 September 5, 2009

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The Dirty Shirt

Any California male who smokes weed and eats fast food, which normally ends up on a clean shirt. The person then becomes The Dirty Shirt, and will deny he is dirty regardless of how much crap he has on himself. To prove his point he will continue to wear the soiled shirt for days on end.

I saw Kurt in the garage smoking with Matt, and yes, Kurt is The Dirty Shirt tonight.

by Baskethead August 17, 2007

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