Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

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Person 343: Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

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Catch and Release

The act of swiping a salty minnow through a dirty vagina followed by adding it to your pizza for a delicious treat.

Pettey: Did you just catch and release?
Flitton: Yea, this salty fish tastes great on this pie.

by Benitration November 27, 2016

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Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
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by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

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A full-body wave of satisfaction that begins in the throat after rehydration, spreading both upward and downward as cellular and neural systems register the intake. Often subtle and not always perceivable — its intensity depends on factors like duration of mild dehydration, mineral balance, stomach fullness, and overall fluid distribution.

I didn’t even realize how dry I was until that hydrosomatic release hit — like my whole body finally exhaled.

by Lucien A. Gray October 31, 2025

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Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

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