When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer
Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night
by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019
A complete fag that no-one likes and has no friends.
Sits by himself thinking about his days in mendham
Always plays fortnite
Sits by himself thinking about his days in mendham
Always plays fortnite
by CONEALBY1234 April 08, 2019
A fine ass member of the incredible band Pierce The Veil. He is one of the four holy Sexicans also known as Pierce The Veil. His smile is hella cute and he plays guitar like no other motherfucker. I love him so fucking much and you should too! ;)
Person: Who is this guy playing the guitar? He looks so cool
Me: That's Tony Perry! I love him
Person: I have to check him out!
Me: That's Tony Perry! I love him
Person: I have to check him out!
by FALLOUTBOYTRASH January 28, 2018
by sadbitch101 September 07, 2019
A loving, caring, fun to play with guy who has a beer baby tummy built from a six-pack beer.
Easily shy and not good with words, but he will tell you that he loves you and is grateful having you beside him.
Huggable, got a cute bouncy booty and will attack you with lots of kisses.
Treats you like a baby by stuffing food in your mouth and buys you toys.
Looks very attractive while is focus on work and loves sharing his world with you.
His outlooks are cool and tough, but is gentle in mind and heart. Well,,, he is wild in some areas **wink wink**
So be prepared, he'll come out of no where and take you on a sudden trip.
Easily shy and not good with words, but he will tell you that he loves you and is grateful having you beside him.
Huggable, got a cute bouncy booty and will attack you with lots of kisses.
Treats you like a baby by stuffing food in your mouth and buys you toys.
Looks very attractive while is focus on work and loves sharing his world with you.
His outlooks are cool and tough, but is gentle in mind and heart. Well,,, he is wild in some areas **wink wink**
So be prepared, he'll come out of no where and take you on a sudden trip.
by YourLittleBao November 21, 2021
That one guy that will always bring politics and their views into absolutely everything that you are talking about.
Person 1: Hey what did you think of that new movie?
Person 2: It was pretty good to be honest
Person 3: They just made the protagonist black for publicity
Person 2: See this is why we don’t like you, you’re such a Political Perry
Person 2: It was pretty good to be honest
Person 3: They just made the protagonist black for publicity
Person 2: See this is why we don’t like you, you’re such a Political Perry
by CrocoWithAGlocko November 01, 2021
by Daddy Oscar October 13, 2022