Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm

Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm

Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger

Literally whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger as simple as that

Yo marcus just killed the whole north korean army with a pistol and somehow survived
Damn you know what they say "Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger" must be a really strange boi

by lol xd xd 123 456 November 21, 2021

Yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.

An incredibly mediocre orgasm, specifically when it's "the first time".

I had waited for months to finally have after prom sex with Steve, but then it was just yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.

by Drakoulias April 21, 2024

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

Whatevs

A word used by homosexuals when they have been declined sexual acts by other men.

Frank: no I do not want to sleep with you
Jim: whatevs

by FrankfortAlabama February 11, 2024

whatever you say

A phrase uttered in an argument with a person who doesn’t actually want to have a discussion, but just wants to be right. This phrase is heard when Person A has said their piece and wants to end the “conversation” by telling Person B what they want to hear, that they’re right and everyone else is wrong. By stroking their ego, Person B will finally shut up and stop talking in circles. Of course, this phrase is almost always used disingenuously, so it usually just makes things worse.

"No, I know that you're wrong because of X and Y and Z. You just hate when people have different beliefs than you."

“Yup, sure. Whatever you say, man.”

by L On Legs April 1, 2024