Wine Bar Funk

Bad soulless music often heard in wine bars, 3 star hotel receptions etc.

"Let's get outta this place - the wine bar funk is doing my head in!"

by allen g May 8, 2008

mal-funk-shun

Malfunction.......The inability to perform routine tasks after a wicked party/rave or binge drinking sesion to the point that it annoys everyone. Signs of a malfunction include but are not limited to....hearing the question.Have you been Drinking?

Hey, I dont think I can make it tonight i have a presentation to make tomorrow and i dont want to mal-funk-shun.

by P.C.H August 2, 2007

Funk Naz-T

The person that made the oldest post on the urban dictionary website

"Yo my ni**a who made the first post on the urban dictionary!?"
"Funk Naz-T did my ni**ga!!"
"Okay thanks my ni**a!!"|
"No problem my ni**a!!"

by FJ778 October 19, 2021

Funk my junk

When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.

That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!

by MassiveMeat April 1, 2020

erotic death funk

Harder than funk, funkier than metal, sexier than funk metal.

More of a description of individual songs than a real genre, but may extend to entire albums and some artists could even be described as such.

Usually the result of a harder funk metal band bringing in a (possibly female) guest vocalist from another genre...with sexy results.

-Yo, did ya hear dat song Primus did wit' Tricky's vocalist Martina?
-Yeah, I never thought a Primus song could be sexy. It's like "erotic death funk".

by Dhaka-dice March 5, 2013

funk master G

Common nickname for Georgia.

Georgia: "Olin calls me Funk Master G and it bothers me"

by That's why they call me mister fahrenheit May 17, 2006

Funk Master C

Not shaving your pits for weeks at a time and then going to the beach wearing a bikini.

Courtney pulled a funk master c today when we went to the beach.

by Justin May 13, 2005