Your mum

A fat shit that makes the family dog lick peanut butter off of her

Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother

The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"

(Pause)

Friend: "Your mum"

(Son instantly dies)

by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019

that sucks mum

if something 'sucks mum' it is simply very bad.

Steve: Hey wanna have sex?
Paul: Nah I cant ive gotta go melon shopping with mary
Steve: Awww that sucks mum
Paul: Yeah i no

by GP Man June 22, 2008

marshals mum

A slut

You marshals mum is a slut

by 39357h February 23, 2018

ya mum

a bunch of guys in a production company aiming to make fools out of themselves

i did yamum.net
i thikn that might be a bit sly

by SilentMark July 29, 2003

ya mum

ya mum is a word u say when u hav no comeback

-how was ya sleep
-ya mum

by Samdawg December 26, 2008

Your Mum

don't know background, stupid thing to say, everyone here says it

"your mum"
"what about her?!"

by aidan vaughn thomas May 26, 2004

ya mum

Adding to what i said earlier...

shut ya mum, meaning shut up.

Also, something to say when you dont know what else to say.

Zoe: "blah blah im zoe *screeching laughter"
Me: "shut ya mum zoe"

Zoe: "why do you hate me
Me: "erm, ya mum"

"did you have sex with my boyfriend"
"ya mum"

by sunnybunch May 4, 2003