Mole Midler

Mole Midler could be used to call some one short. Usually a Mole Midler alos has an IQ below average. According to studies recorded Cambridge University, Most Mole Midlers all have some of the same attributes: Small, Below average IQ, Hieroglyphic hand writing, and a deep sensitive side to them that will come out in the most sorrowful moments.

person 1 "Why does his handwriting look like a cross between ancient Chinese script and hieroglyphics".

Person 2 "He's probably a Mole Midler".

by Pablo Mercadoo January 6, 2024

fat mole

A sad sad man who drives a 2004 lawnmower late at night upsetting all his neighbours and when he’s not doing that he’s sat in a lay-by attacking his mates villages on coin master what a sad little mole.

The Fat Mole was put in the back of the police car. He was going down for life all because he had a shitty little decat to make up for his tiny penis.

by Brooo119 July 11, 2023

Stupid mole rat

Is your friend a mole rat? Well today is their day….they own $20 💋

September 5- September 8

A stupid mole rat is an ugly person who’s name start with L their birthday is probably celebrated in July

by Um idk? September 4, 2023

Naked mole rat

Ew you look like a naked mole rat

Ew you look like a naked mole rat

by Rat tat tat tat October 3, 2019

Star nosed mole

Bro, I banged this bird last night and her arsehole looked like a Star Nosed Mole was winking at me!

That arsehole looks like a Star Nosed Mole digging its way out of hibernation!

by BushyBikiniLine June 7, 2021

Mole stating

Keeping one from reaching their potential because of jealousy or knowledge you don't want exposed.

They were mole stating him because of secrets he had.

by Mole stated December 27, 2018

Meat Mole

What you call a fat dude's chode.

"That date did NOT go well. He was funny and all, but when he dropped his pants all he had was a meat mole."

"Brutal."

by DjentSlayer June 30, 2024