Melon Job

A melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a dick then hardcore fuck your ass with it.

I can't wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.

by Opydopyopal January 23, 2017

Archie melons

When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob

I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley

by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023

zest carrot melon ball

Going in a public voice call and shunning your friend from said call. Then demanding privacy in that public call. AKA a nickellise

Nick and Ellise are pulling a zest carrot melon ball.

by log_cabin February 19, 2023

absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.

A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon

by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023

Melon

Something that can fit up my arse

“Hey babe, go get me the melon please.”

by Bushmush07 September 20, 2020

melon

A man heavily inspired by Peanut the best little mac.

KO punch go brrrrrrrrr - melon

by Melon - Mike November 22, 2021

crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 13, 2008