like a cow lookin' at a new gate

Bewilderment, shock and disbelief.

Well, I was minding my own business, like a cowboy does.

This girl walked up and I told her I knew what color her underwear was.

She looked at me "like a cow lookin' at a new gate".

by Ellynjen June 27, 2009

lookin slick

When someone looks good, fancy or smooth

Lookin slick with that tux Dante, lookin slick

by JusSomeDude April 23, 2018

Cock locking

Taking advantage of access to another persons iPhone/iPad in private, generally without their knowledge/consent by filling their camera roll with pictures of large/unusual/grotesque cocks without needing to know their passcode.

A successful cock lock requires a second device to perform some strategic obscene google image searches while you access the victims camera from their lock screen (thank you Apple).

Ryan left his phone for like 10minutes and I filled his lowly 16GB storage with a brutal cock locking.

by Gyroll March 18, 2016

lookin comfy

A PC way of describing someone who is underdressed or looking like a scrub.

I saw jan lookin comfy wearing an oversized tee and sweatpants at the grocery store.

by erieee December 12, 2009

lookin slow

Not about to happen

Joey: You wanna go to movies today?
Mike: I don't have any money it's lookin slow for me

by prw1999 November 22, 2016

looning

The act of capturing, mildly sedating, and throat-fucking a loon.

Dave and I grabbed a 6 pack of Busch and headed down to the lake for some looning. Little fight, no bite.

by Jr'sRaceToWin123 July 6, 2011

lookin for love in all the dong places

When a women goes from man to man trying to find love and all she gets is dick what a dumb broad always lookin for dong in all the wrong places

That bitch is either on her phone texting or bar hoppin with the mentally sick or on skankbook shes lookin for love in all the dong places hey dumbzilla whats up meet ya later at the loser pub for a ale ill buy ya drinks and we can bang and make retard babies

by shannon motowakan February 18, 2012