Lone

An eternal virgin BFG

Tall fat guy: I’ll always be a lone :(

by Bizzlemanizzle September 29, 2020

lonely mans wrist

Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.

by Punky Jewster April 08, 2014

Dildo Lonely

When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.

L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY

by Ampy2 May 22, 2020

lonely wine

Tears

My Tears supply my lonely wine...

by Buck Rogers1959 May 21, 2017

The Lonely Island (BLER)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lonely Island (BLER)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

very lonely fat chuck

The feeling you get when you are alone. When you have no friends or love, no hair, no real teeth, no job, no social life.. you only have a chat site that you think is real life...you are considered a very lonely fat cuban.

a very lonely fat chuck is someone who's fat and alone.

by fat ugly cuban November 20, 2018

Weapon Of Lone Destruction

A gun.

I don't need a Weapon Of Lone Destruction to define my manhood. But if you need a one to compensate for your inadequacies, that's your prerogative.

by ThreeDigitIQ February 25, 2011