Three Lane Monty

Merging over three lanes in quick succession with reckless abandon to catch an exit you weren't paying attention for.

A person driving a huge SUV with Jersey plates doing the Three Lane Monty almost killed myself and my motorcycle on I-95 today!

by nuh uh no way September 25, 2010

Escalator Express Lane

Typically the left side of an escalator dedicated to speedy individuals who don't have the time or patience to let the escalator take them where they need to go, therefore, they angrily speed-hop (sometimes taking double steps) up or down the moving staircase and pass everyone on the right side, leaving them with the following possible impressions:

"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"

You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.

Stacy totally just fell down the escalator express lane! She was moving too fast for her own good.

What!? Is she okay?

She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.

by jwat949 September 26, 2011

Multi-lane Doomtrain

When all lanes on one side of a highway are occupied by vehicles driving next to each other in a line at the minimum speed limit so that no vehicle can pass them. Aptly named due to the ''train'' that forms in each lane. Attempted only by the brave due to the extreme anger and violence it can cause.

Someone is gonna beat that guy's ass for forming a doomtrain in the ultra-fast lane.

by Case in point April 7, 2004

Riding in the left lane

Synonym of passing.

A person with mix of white and black races and passes for white only.

Guy 1: Joe Blow is riding in the left lane.

Guy 2: I didn't know Joe Blow was part black.

by MaxJohnson415 April 27, 2017

Memory-Lane Martha

Definition: Someone who lives in the past and constantly brings up the past as an excuse for their behavior, usually justified but annoying

I dont know what you're talking about Memory-lane Martha but its whatever, always bringing up the past.

by GQ_STATE_OF_MIND December 16, 2018

delaware lane hog

During a threesome male number one fucks female from behind doggy style slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side next to them as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor as he vigorously jerks his cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other. Male number one never allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point.

One day, i will delaware lane hog nick and his mom.

by JohnsonrodA27 November 8, 2017

Left Lane Dick

Anybody with a Pennsylvania license plate. They're always the ones going 55mph in the left lane, with the right lanes completely damn clear.

"I nearly rear ended this asshole who was going 55mph in the left lane!"

"Gotta hate them left lane dicks..."

by Sir E. Braum February 18, 2009