fudge tuxedo

The act of pooping on a girl's hair when she has spent most of the day preparing it for a wedding or prom, preferably her wedding.

"dude, I just wanted good wedding cake for cheap, so I fudge tuxedo'd and grabbed the cake and ran.

by meeeseraapy pants, ey February 22, 2011

Fudge Muffle

A Surprise Blumpkin

Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!

by Kelsexxx July 27, 2011

Fudge Puncher

Another term for being homosexual

Look at the way he walks, he's a total fudge puncher

by Whatthefuckisinmysandwhich October 23, 2012

Fudgeode

To be so drunk and so high that all you want is some god damn fudgeos.

"Shit Bill you look wrecked"
"I'm fudgeode man....let's fucking hit 7/11"

by catsmeowpajamas November 20, 2012

Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.

Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.

by Boohaha September 11, 2012

fudgeface

(origins in japan) art of defecating on the face.

Yoshi crouched over his girlfriend left her with a fudgeface.

by Yoshi Madi Upa November 12, 2012

Fudge Knuckles

When one fists another individual in their raunchy snatch after taking a fresh Cosby drop off, the knuckles come out looking as if fudge was splattered on them.

Bill: "Bro did you smash?"
Evan: "Even better. After she came out of the bathroom, she gave me fudge knuckles dude!"

by UniDuplex August 29, 2016