coffee-cereal

Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.

Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!

by The speed-loading stapler May 19, 2019

cereal

person described by aucil as a "stale and unappetizing bowl of cereal," and "Not worth consuming and entertaining."

"Dude
What the fuck man
Every single fucking time
Without fail
Do you have anything to say?
You fuckin stale and unappetizing bowl of cereal
Not worth consuming and entertaining
Past your prime type cereal
Ugly"
quote from aucil

by CerealShip January 15, 2024

cereal bowled

When you eat cereal out of a girls vagina

Me: Can I borrow some milk?
Friend: Yea why?
Me: This girl is about to get cereal bowled.

by Morganhas September 12, 2016

Sewer Cereal

When someone urinates and defecates into a toilet bowl and forces someone to else to consume all of it, it can be done in a sexual manner or involuntarily.

You better shut up before I give you a sewer cereal.

I made you a nice and fresh sewer cereal.

by Creamypenutbutter September 21, 2025

Cereal Friday

The term “Cereal Friday” is a custom in which friends/peers gather in a lunchroom or cafeteria to consume cereal on any given Friday. While Cereal Fridays usually occur weekly, they can also be random and skip weeks.

Person 1: Shit man it’s Cereal Friday!

Person 2: Hell yeah, my bus leaves in 5 minutes so I’m gonna fucking DOWN this cereal.

Alternate Example-

Person 1: Yo it’s Cereal Friday and I don’t have enough money for milk, could you get me one?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t, but you can have the milk that’s left after this bowl when I’m finished.

by AnOverweightStagBeetle May 5, 2018

Cereal

A synonym for a vagina that is being eaten out

Last night, Jessica and I went on a date and afterwards she totally let me eat her cereal

by Wurce bayne December 25, 2016

Floridian Cereal

When you eat alligator and purposefully vomit, then pour that vomit down your sexual partner's anus before proceeding to drink it out of the aforementioned oriface.

"I had some Floridian cereal out of my girlfriend yesterday; it was SOOOO hot!"

by EV4014 March 2, 2024