A Douche Bag Stir Fry is a guy from California and is named Eric, who is a one upper. Anything that you have done... This person has done better or knows someone who has
by LilPrincess918 October 19, 2010
Get the Douche Bag Stir Frymug. 1)He is suchhhh a douche bag.
2) Wow. What a douche bag.
3) Guy: Get out of my seat!
Girl: You're names not on it..oh wait, it actually does say douche bag. My bad.
2) Wow. What a douche bag.
3) Guy: Get out of my seat!
Girl: You're names not on it..oh wait, it actually does say douche bag. My bad.
by IamTruthing. December 14, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. A fantacy football player who gloats about his large points lead despite the fact it was achieved through luck and no real drafting skill.
by takadirtnap December 15, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.
Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?
Tesla: Yeah, I guess.
Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.
Tesla agrees and does all of the work
Tesla: Done
Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.
Tesla: .... douche bag.
Tesla: Yeah, I guess.
Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.
Tesla agrees and does all of the work
Tesla: Done
Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.
Tesla: .... douche bag.
by nakedsarah May 8, 2013
Get the douche bagmug. A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022
Get the Douche bagmug. 
Get the flaming douch bagmug. One is a cheating bastard the other is a ugly red headed freaked face fagot, but both are douche bags.
by Friendly flirting August 10, 2018
Get the Douche Bagmug.