Parkingson's Disease

A deeply-rooted "like father, like son" physical/mental disorder that transcends several generations of male offspring; it involves each successive "son" misbehaving sexually just as soon as he gets his driver's license --- i.e., pulling over ("parking") and "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with any "cute young thing with boobs and a coochie" whom he happens to be dating and/or giving a ride somewhere. And heck --- most likely this lustful procreating is how many of the successive generations of these socially-irresponsible males have kept their DNA-lineage going so well and for so long --- Grampa was probably conceived this way, and then Grampa did the same thing himself when he reached puberty, and then Papa followed suit, and then Son, and...

For as long as I can remember, a majority of the young guys in this town have been "doing da bouncy-bouncy" with girls in their back seats on the lane down by the old fishing-pier... sound like Parkingson's Disease to me!

by QuacksO October 18, 2017

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Rolling disease

Rolling disease is when one involuntarily throw oneself onto the grass and then can't stop rolling around

"Jimmy what are you doing?"
"Sorry dad, I can't mow the lawn, I've caught the rolling disease!"

by The_Weekday July 10, 2016

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lackofjamescharles disease

A rare disease which affects a small number of the population. If they don't see a picture of james charles' ass at least once within an interval of 5 minutes, they die.

"ayo, lemme see james charles"
"why?"
"I have lackofjamescharles disease"

by Senetsu December 7, 2020

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