Chris

Chris is a fucking faggot. He's gayer than two guys sucking each other off in a gay bar for a ps4. If you meet a Chris, RUN! His gayness is toxic and contagious.

Holy shit, that guy is so gay, I bet his name is Chris.

by Dumm and Ugly June 10, 2020

Chris

He is such a fucking simp

I saw him lay down on a puddle so that some twitch thot would wouldn’t step on it he’s a fat ass hole that no one likes he is the biggest simp and he hi chris

by Not nick July 1, 2020

Chris

MAde of money and should buy me a VR love you plEASEEEAAea

Chris should buy us a VR

by Please dear god i want a VR September 10, 2020

Chris

The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Chris, I recommend leaving him immediately. He will start drama for no reason at all, snitch on you, and be super weird

Person one: “oh so your gay? Your name must be Chris then!”

by IReallyWantToFuckYouRylie:) October 2, 2020

Chris

The 69th reincarnation of christ. Chris is the type of person to say a joke that will cause your lungs to collapse. He is the bane of all simps and is a chick magnet. He is also the lord of time and space.

Boy1: I found my whole family dead this morning!
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.

by Trainsandbutter October 6, 2020

chris

a bitch

“ ayee chris you ah bitch ! ”

by ya motha ofc May 2, 2021

Chris

Someone named chris can usually only dates indians and is often South American or/and European. Often got mexican blood in them and don't like math.

Did u see that guy with the indian girl he must be named chris

by RPG-7 May 1, 2010