birthday taco

1. a low-end gift for somebody's birthday that you forgot and/or did not know about

2. a tortilla filled with flan, ice cream and candles (sparklers in some parts)

3. sex with your wife/girlfriend on your birthday

1. oh, it was your birthday? here is the last pork taco from my meal, its a birthday taco.

2. Esteban would have enjoyed his brithday taco more if the sparklers did not burn him in the eyes.

3. so where is my birthday taco?

by nowunyouno May 21, 2011

Birthday feast

When the homies all buy you food for your birthday

Yo miguel got a birthday feast from kevin and the rest of the homies

by SLATT30555 November 28, 2019

karina's birthday

say happy birthday to karina and you will get a free cookie! :)

July 17 - karina's birthday

by kokoooo_nana July 16, 2021

Lincolns birthday

His birthday is March 9th and it comes once a year

On Lincolns birthday we will all bend over and let Lincolns Minecraft cock fill us up with juicy white stuff
MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR!!!

by CcOCKANDBALLTORTUuRE69 November 30, 2020

birthday envy

When someone is celebrating a birthday, there is always one person in the group who gets as drunk or drunker then the person celebrating the birthday. This is generally a result of hanging out with the birthday person the whole night and thus weaseling in on many free 'birthday drinks', while also buying their own drinks.

Bob: "Yo, did you see Steve last night .... guy was a mess"

Tom: "Yah man, he was drunker then me, and it was MY birthday"

Bob: "haha, yah man, definite case of birthday envy"

Tom: "definite!"

by Adam SSS December 15, 2008

Birthday Cleaning

When you receive a Facebook message telling you of your "friends" birthdays and you suddenly realize you neither know or like these people so you "unfriend" them.

"Dude, I got a Facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who I fucking hate. So, I did some Birthday Cleaning. Happy birthday dicks!

by MattMat757 March 1, 2011

Birthday cunt

Cunt to which you serve on your birthday.

"did you hear Caleb is serving birthday cunt today?"
"Thats a really fucking stupid phrase"

by Satansblodsoffer June 21, 2023