get over yourself

Patronising phrase used to tell someone that you believe they hold too high an opinion of themselves, or are behaving in a conceited or pompous manner.
You wouldn't be seen dead in shorts? Please! Get over yourself!
by John Bobson May 07, 2007
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mcfucking kill yourself

mcfucking kill yourself is a high quality roast and it means kill yourself from diabetes which is quite harsh but a fucking quality roast
Guy 1: bro your shoes are fucking shit
Guy 2: mcfucking kill yourself
Guy 1: *ties noose around neck and jumps*
by minecraftderp69 February 25, 2017
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Go fuck yourself

Go have sex with yourself.
Guy 1: Hey bro wanna fuck?
Guy 2: Go fuck yourself
Guy 1: ok *takes dick and puts in asshole.*
by dabigmothafucka July 15, 2023
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Get yourself together

Phrase used when someone looks kinda stupid or confused by something.
Ryan: Damn bro, i didn’t kno she was like that.

Marcus: told ya man, but that’s nothing, that happens... so, get yourself together and let’s go, we have something to do.
by DauglyLighskin March 11, 2021
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go fork yourself

More gentle way to say go fuck yourself. Usually used when you dont have the ability to say fuck, or when saying it in a joking manner
Hey, go fork yourself buddy!
by Caitlyn March 03, 2005
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Top Yourself Tuesday

A Tuesday that is, or is going to be, so bad you are tempted to commit suicide, or "top yourself"
Joeys student 1: OMG, we have an English task first Tuesday back!
Joeys studnet 2: Fml, get keen for Top Yourself Tuesday everyone!
by PrettyStarFury July 26, 2009
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don't kid yourself

Don't lie to yourself, you are playing yourself
by Salapoo May 10, 2016
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