Backseat Driver

When driving, a male driver receives a handjob from the person sitting in the seat behind him.

Brodie: Bro, this chick I drove for Uber was totally into me.
Reggie: Why do you think that?
Brodie: Well she was flirting with me the whole time and..
Reggie: And what?
Brodie: Well once I got to her destination, she told me to keep driving and gave me the Backseat Driver.

by OCTO THE CHOP GOD June 1, 2019

backseat bandit

One who sits on the furthest row of seats in a vehicle like a bus, a van, or a car. The term implies (often ironically) that those who sit at the back are "cool" and/or "mischievous".

Those backseat bandits are causing mayhem again. What is about the back of a bus that gives kids such a powertrip?

by jm93urbandict August 17, 2020

Corn-backed brown shark

A floating turd from a overflowing toilet.

Holy shit dude did you see the size of that corn-backed brown shark on the bathroom floor.

by haywired69 February 12, 2009

brokeback backseat

When two guys share a back seat, in a car cause there is no more room! But only counts if you are wearing cowboy hats ;)

hey, ready to "brokeback backseat" it boys" ?

by Knife Artist May 10, 2010

Fudge Packer Backer

A defender of fudge packers due to their association with said Fudge Packer Backer's university. A FPB is easily identified by spouting comments such as " Oh, he would never do that", "What, I read the grand jury report, there was no anal penetration seen" etc. Fudge Packer Backers put public image or perception above all else, even over the well-being of the victims.

Yo, I just got State College, PA. The place was crawling with with Fudge Packer Backers. Dead-enders all, hell they wouldn't change their minds even after Jerry took a shower with them.

by PussyFartz August 7, 2012

backles

Bacon + pickles. esp. Kosher dills wrapped with bacon at least above the quality of Korn King.

When you're wife is pregnant, she wakes you up at 3am and MUST HAVE bacon, a smart man knows she will next want pickles so wraps the kosher dill in bacon and saves himself the trouble of two trips. AFter the first time she will say, "Honey, go get me some backles!"

by Fargo J February 18, 2009

backseat bagger

When checking out in a grocery store, the customer explicitly tells the bagger what items should go into what bag. Also if the customer is unsatisfied, he or she may take over the job using lines such as "I got this" or "I can do it"

#1 "Double bag those cokes so they don't break on me"

#2 Bagger - "Here let me help you with that ma'am"
Customer - "No I like my stuff bagged a certain way"

#3 Manager - "Go help him with his stuff"
Bagger - "Nah. Mans a backseat bagger, he glares at me anytime I try to help"

by This is true... July 28, 2010