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triple-threat lane

Noun:

A car lane at a major intersection where one has the rare opportunity to legally go right, left, or straight.
Driver: (rapidly approaching major intersection)
Shit man, I have no idea where to go. Wtf am I gonna do??

Me: No sweat man, its a triple-threat lane, you can do whatever you want.

Driver: Oh shit, a triple-threat lane?! That's fucking awesome!
by Limit531 November 25, 2009
mugGet the triple-threat lanemug.

Riding in the left lane

Synonym of passing.

A person with mix of white and black races and passes for white only.
Guy 1: Joe Blow is riding in the left lane.

Guy 2: I didn't know Joe Blow was part black.
by MaxJohnson415 April 27, 2017
mugGet the Riding in the left lanemug.

Memory-Lane Martha

Definition: Someone who lives in the past and constantly brings up the past as an excuse for their behavior, usually justified but annoying
I dont know what you're talking about Memory-lane Martha but its whatever, always bringing up the past.
by GQ_STATE_OF_MIND December 16, 2018
mugGet the Memory-Lane Marthamug.

middle lane wanker

A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time

The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it
Move over you fucking middle lane wanker
by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017
mugGet the middle lane wankermug.

delaware lane hog

During a threesome male number one fucks female from behind doggy style slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side next to them as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor as he vigorously jerks his cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other. Male number one never allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point.
One day, i will delaware lane hog nick and his mom.
by JohnsonrodA27 November 8, 2017
mugGet the delaware lane hogmug.

Multi-lane Doomtrain

When all lanes on one side of a highway are occupied by vehicles driving next to each other in a line at the minimum speed limit so that no vehicle can pass them. Aptly named due to the ''train'' that forms in each lane. Attempted only by the brave due to the extreme anger and violence it can cause.
Someone is gonna beat that guy's ass for forming a doomtrain in the ultra-fast lane.
by Case in point April 7, 2004
mugGet the Multi-lane Doomtrainmug.

Left Lane Dick

Anybody with a Pennsylvania license plate. They're always the ones going 55mph in the left lane, with the right lanes completely damn clear.
"I nearly rear ended this asshole who was going 55mph in the left lane!"

"Gotta hate them left lane dicks..."
by Sir E. Braum February 18, 2009
mugGet the Left Lane Dickmug.

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