Valentine's day man

A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.

First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!

by ThePopTrox February 17, 2017

Valentine

The sweetest person you’ll ever meet. Literally ever. Usually called Val, or V. They may overthink a bit and just feel guilty for no reason (me too). Overall an amazing person.

Pete: “Yo, did you see that new kid Valentine? They’re so cool.”

Frank: “Honestly.”

by anonymous August 20, 2023

Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021

Valentine

A amazing girl that you should follow on Instagram @amourxval

You should follow Valentine on Instagram

by Amourxval January 5, 2020

valentin

de most butiful guy in the world that has brown hair and brow eyes. al girls like him and he is butifull. and he has 200 IQ. He is strong and has sexy abs and can often be described as "Orgasmic" He usually has a 7-8 inch penis.

girls-hi valentin
valentin-no not them

by valentinswe January 11, 2018

Valentin B.

Current and longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus.
Very white and very blond.
Still hasn't beaten Ludwig the accursed

A:"Hey, have you heard of Valentin B.?"
B:"No, who is he?"
A:"The longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus you imbecile."

by Oji_DaKu October 8, 2019

No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022