Valentine

Valentine is the name given to people with the highest IQ in the world. When a Valentine eats chickpeas, she develops psychic powers.
Valentine is a name
by Valoche November 22, 2021
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Dirty Valentin

When the man fucks the woman's anus and tears it
That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines
by Diznob May 6, 2020
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Slim Valentine

Sydney based rapper, loves swag and his own penis.
My penis has swag like Slim Valentine
by jakisaraijingheykernt April 26, 2011
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Valentine

Person A(you): I want a valentine.
Person B: You're ugly.
by urmami69 February 21, 2022
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Valentine

Valentine: Shin Tsukimi is my boyfriend.
Mickey: oh
by Shin Tsukimi’s bf August 18, 2023
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Valentine

The sweetest person you’ll ever meet. Literally ever. Usually called Val, or V. They may overthink a bit and just feel guilty for no reason (me too). Overall an amazing person.
Pete: “Yo, did you see that new kid Valentine? They’re so cool.”

Frank: “Honestly.”
by anonymous August 20, 2023
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Valentines Day

A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.

In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"
by bamcki February 11, 2020
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