Safe

Something you will never be.

“I’m not safe at the moment”

by CumandEat November 9, 2022

Safe farm

A farm that’s safe.

Like a good neighbor, safe farm is there.

by Sophie88 October 14, 2022

safe potty syndrome

The inability to poop anywhere except home.

I can never poop at work or in a public place, due to my safe potty syndrome. I’m always stuck holding it all day until I finally get home. 🤦🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️

by Sarcastic Blonde March 20, 2023

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019

Safe and Effective

Safe and effective is not a lie. It's 2 lies.

However, different batches cause different effects. See faultyshot.com

Doctor: "This vaccine is safe and effective".

Patient: "However why are there so many side effects after taking it?"
Doctor: "Ermmm... it's an immune response. People react differently!"
Patient: "Ah got you! Thanks Doctor, you're the best!"

by FaultyShot December 8, 2023

SaFe Avvxees

SaFe Avvxees is a bad call of duty feeder wich isn't the same since he joined sofficiino sniping. We all miss the old Wild Tommy.
Wild Samu is for sure better cuz he can hit 30b's.

... i'm like SaFe Avvxees...

by mrkingsamu15 September 1, 2017

Designated Safe Shag

A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.

Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.

by ThatBitch123456789 January 24, 2023